October 03, 2016 11:42pm
Tarts for Trump
Source: Moonlite BunnyRanch PR
by: Company Press Release
(CARSON CITY, NV) -- A group of legal prostitutes have formed "Tarts for Trump," seeking to organize Nevada's thousands of legal brothel workers to support Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, and provide a counter-balance to a previously established "Hookers for Hillary" organization. Dozens of licensed working girls at the Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) bordello in Carson City announced the launch of "Tarts for Trump" on the brothel's official blog (www.bunnyranch.com/blog/tarts-for-trump/) today, saying that Trump's support for personal freedoms, entrepreneurial opportunities, and women's rights, had earned him their backing.
"We think there are a lot of working girls who are going to vote for Trump, but are afraid to say so because the 'Hookers for Hillary' movement has gotten so much attention," says one of the "Tarts for Trump" founders, Jazzy Nicole, who has worked as a prostitute at the Bunny Ranch for over three years,"We want Mr. Trump to know that lots of legal hookers like him, and that so much of what he says and stands for is very supportive of prostitution and improving the daily lives of working girls. We feel Trump is very pro-whore!"
The "Tarts for Trump" have identified a slew of campaign issues they are in agreement with Donald Trump on, including:
America First:
"Donald Trump's protectionist trade policies have resonated with the Bunny Ranch's prostitutes who have long been frustrated with competition from overseas prostitutes who severely undercut their rates and cost American sex workers' jobs. During the Obama administration, U.S. Secret Service agents were even caught visiting overseas brothels on trips abroad, leaving American dollars in foreign hands. Our conscientious courtesans say when it comes to the prostitution trade, Americans should come first!"
Strong Borders:
"Donald Trump has made the need to build a wall along our southern border a central issue of his campaign, and Nevada's legal prostitutes have experienced first-hand the positive results of barrier protection. Whether that barrier is made of concrete or latex, the ladies of the Bunny Ranch reprise the immortal words of Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev when they sing in unison, 'Mr. Trump, build that wall!'"
Child Care Deduction:
"Because many of the single mothers who work as Bunny Ranch prostitutes earn lucrative annual incomes that land them in the top bracket of taxpayers, they would benefit from Trump's proposed child care deduction. In a Trump administration, the ability to write off the cost of a nanny is something that Ivanka Trump and these women of ill repute would happily share!"
Veterans:
"If there's one thing that the ladies at the Bunny Ranch know something about, it's providing aid and comfort to those who have served their country. Donald Trump says our veterans deserve better, and the comfort women of the Bunny Ranch want to personally put the 'service' back in the U.S.O.. In a Trump administration, Nevada's legal sex workers believe that loose lips will actually bring nationalist pride back to full mast!"
Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and six other legal brothels throughout Nevada, says he's leaving it up to the two factions of "Tarts for Trump," and "Hookers for Hillary" at his brothels to conduct their opposing campaigns as they see fit. Hof, who himself is a candidate on the Libertarian Party ticket this November for State Assemblyman in Nevada's 36th District (www.DennisHof.com), says he encourages all his courtesans to speak up about their political preferences. "My girls have to decide whether Clinton or Trump will be the better friend to prostitutes if elected. Nevada is a battleground state in the presidential election, so their votes could have a real impact."
Over the course of the past few years thousands of voting-eligible women have received prostitution licenses at several dozen Nevada brothels. Together they form a significant "Vice Vote" voting bloc in both local and national elections--and especially in "low-population" but "high profile" states such as Nevada.
Dennis Hof and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting Dennis@BunnyRanch.com or 775-720-9090.
"The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story" by Dennis Hof: The controversial bio-tome, published by Regan Arts, is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
The Bunny Ranch: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality-TV series "Cathouse," and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its' Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
Dennis Hof: Dennis Hof is the owner of seven licensed legal brothels located throughout Nevada and is the author of the book, "The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story." He has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of colleges and events worldwide.
For press Inquiries:
Marc Medoff Director of Media Operations the Moonlite Bunny Ranch 69 Moonlight Road Carson City, Nevada 89706 (775) 246-5683 Ext: 231 (888) BunnyRanch
Voice: (775) 246-5683 Ext: 231
Email: Marc@BunnyRanch.com Website: www.BunnyRanch.com
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