August 13, 2018 01:13am
HardArt 3 Pic Deal
Source: PR 101
by: Company Press Release
Hard Art is elated with Sally Forth’s Hypersexuals, and has given the film school grad a three picture commitment for upcoming features.
COO Jeff Sharp says, “This is the logical next step. We want to lock up her talents for a period. Sally is a smart, young, hungry, millennial and HardArt believes youth must be served. We are perfectly happy to let her carry out her vision.”
Sally responded to the agreement sarcastically by email with, “They Like me!, they really like me!… but what they are really saying is if I can color inside the lines they want me to toe, I can do my thing… Gee Thanks... Some gratitude huh lol?” [sic]
Asked about breaking the seal on the first project's details Forth mused, "I figure I will be putting pen to paper soon, But I’ve been thinking about an idea I want to bounce off the boys upstairs, a really sweet tearjerker... that they may or may not go for.”
Unable to determine if her second comment was sarcastic as well, but rest assured information will be reported as soon as it's received.
In the meantime, Pulse Distribution has a limited stock of current Hard Art product. Retailers interested in stocking Hard Art's product please contact Pulse Distribution at this email and phone number: Hyland@PulseDistribution.com 818-435-1615, or Jeff Sharp at firstname.lastname@example.org.