August 08, 2019 09:45am
MWA: 08/08/19
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Carmen Valentina, Keira Riley
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This article will be about two very sexy and good-looking feature entertainers. Hopefully the readers are now curious enough to read on and learn the details.
But before we move on to the ladies, please allow me to speak of the upcoming 2019 Exotic Dancer Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo that will take place at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino August 11 through 14.
Not only is the Expo a great, well-organized, well conducted convention, to say nothing of how incredibly fun it is, to the best of my knowledge it is the only one in America, if not the world, that centers around gentlemen's clubs, exotic house dancers, and exotic feature entertainers.
Carmen Valentina
The evening of Friday, July 26, I made a drive out to GESC to pay my annual membership dues. After that, I continued on to the Golden Corral Buffet in Lake Elsinore where I did my best to eat them out of business. Fortunately, while I ate my fill, they are still open and doing well. Once I had finished eating, I drove on down to Little Darlings in Lemon Grove to spend some time with Carmen Valentina and to observe both of her shows that evening.
To start her first show, Carmen wore an all pink costume. She wore a set of baby doll-style pajamas with a neck strap. The top piece of the baby doll pajamas was made with sheer material and trimmed with artificial fur on the breast cups and around the bottom hem. With the top piece was a pair of bikini-style panties. For footwear, Carmen wore a pair of pink shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of a low height.
At one point near the end of this show, Carmen fooled around with a giant pink dildo/confetti canon. She then fired the cannon feature and confetti flew all over the area. Most of the confetti landed on the stage, however, some landed on the club floor, and a little of it landed on some of the tip rail patrons.
Near the end of this performance, Carmen tossed out a few of her 8X10s and a few of her DVDs to, “The loudest customers.†She then ended the show with, “Rides for $5.â€
Before leaving the stage, Carmen placed medium-sized glowing plastic hoops around several of the tip rail customers’ necks.
Carmen performed this show to part of, “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’,†by Nancy Sinatra, followed by, “I Touch Myself,†by Divinyls, “Trampoline,†by Kalin and Myles, “Lemon,†by N.E.R.D. and Rihanna, and, “Make It Rain,†by Fat Joe featuring Lil Wayne.
For her final performance of the evening, Carmen came out onto the stage wearing a big silver-colored rubber hand that was covered with glitter and had a sparkler sticking out of the end of the index finger. (Once the sparkler had burned out, Carmen gave black rubber hands to a few of the tip rail patrons.)
In the beginning of this show, Carmen wore a one-piece bathing suit-like item of clothing with a neck strap. It was basically silver in color and had a large, dark gray, comically goofy-looking mouse that covered most of the front. As it turned out, Carmen was wearing nothing under her one-piece. Her footwear was a pair of white tennis-like shoes. The shoes had LED lights that kept continuously changing color from red to blue to green. The lights were embedded around the outer edges of the soles of the shoes.
During this show, Carmen again did her thing with the same giant pink dildo/confetti canon.
To end this performance, Carmen did a lotion show. She then went around the stage allowing the tip rail squatters to stick money to her lovely body.
The music Carmen performed to during this show was, “We Can’t Stop,†by Miley Cyrus, “Wrecking Ball,†also by Miley Cyrus, “Kream,†by Iggy Azalea featuring Tyga, “Money,†by Cardi B., and, “Only,†by Nicki Minaj featuring Drake, Lil Wayne, and Chris Brown.
Carmen has blonde hair and hazel eyes. She is an even five feet tall and weighs one hundred twenty pounds. Her lovely measurements are 34B-27-40.
Carmen is an intelligent and very friendly young woman. She is also quite articulate. And if that were not enough, she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
It is my recommendation that nobody who might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Carmen perform and to meet her in person should ever pass up on said opportunity.
Carmen can be found at carmenvalentina.com
Keira Riley
After Carmen’s last performance, I raced to Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego. I got there just in time to observe the last two thirds of Kiera Riley’s last show of the evening. I might have caught the whole show had I not gotten confused and made wrong turns resulting in driving in a circle two different times on the way between the clubs. (If you don’t live in Lemon Grove, the lay out of the streets came be very confusing during the dark of night even with a good Garmin GPS receiver which I have.)
When I walked into the club and took a seat at the tip rail, Keira was wearing nothing but a black headband that was decorated with little rhinestones, a pair of black bikini panties, and a pair of black shoes with ankle straps and stiletto heels.
Keira finished her performance with a fire show.
During what I was able to see of this show, Keira performed to, “Bad Things (Club Mix),†by Jace Everett, “Paint It Black (Epic Trailer Version),†by Hidden Citizens featuring Ranya, and, “Lonesome Rider,†by Volbeat featuring Sarah Blackwood.
Keira Riley Revisited
Saturday, July 27, I returned to Expose Gentlemen’s club to see Keira Riley again and to observe her first two shows of three.
I had originally thought that I would catch Keira’s first two shows and then race on down to the Lemon Grove Little Darlings to observe Carmen Valentina’s final show of her booking.
As it turned out, by the time Keira’s second show was finished, I would not have been able to make the approximately fourteen-mile drive to Little Darlings and arrive in time to see Carmen’s final show.
I could have stayed for Keira’s final performance of her booking, but I was starting to feel too tired and worn out. So, I said goodnight to Keira, the owner of the club, Dino, some of the house dancers and some of the staff, and started the drive home.
Getting back to Keira’s performances, she began her first show of the evening wearing a black costume. She wore a top hat that was decorated with a few red and white feathers. Keira also wore a pair of above elbow-length gloves. Next, she wore a long skirt that was split in the front. Attached to the back of the skirt was a boa that hung like a tail. She also wore a bra with rhinestones on the breast cups. With the bra, Keira also wore a corset and a pair of bikini panties. Beneath the bikini panties, Keira wore a pair of G-string-like thong panties that were decorated with little rhinestones. For footwear, Keira wore a pair of shoes that had ankle straps, and stiletto heels.
At one point during this show, Keira put on a gold bowtie. She then performed with two long, wide, pieces of pleated gold material causing them to appear to be huge wings.
Before Keira ended this show, she brought a house dancer onto the stage and played with her. That certainly got the witnesses' attention myself included.
For this performance, Keira danced to, “The Beautiful People (From Burlesque),†by Christina Aguilera, “Ce Soir? (Hugel Remix),†by El Profesor featuring Laura White, “The Show Must Go On,†by Queen, “Because We Can,†by Fatboy Slim, and, “Juicy Wiggle,†by Redfoo.
For her second time on the stage during this evening, Keira performed her pirate show. During this performance, Keira wore a black pirate costume, of course. First, she wore a pirate hat that was decorated with a few red and white feathers. She next wore a black triangular neck piece. She also wore a floor-length skirt that was split up the right side. With her skirt, she wore a leather corselet. Beneath her skirt, Keira wore a pair of bikini panties that were decorated with small red sequins. Under her bikini panties, Keira wore a pair of G-string-like thong panties. Beneath the thong, she wore a pair of even smaller, crotch-less, thong panties. She also wore a garter on her left thigh. Keira’s footwear for this show was a pair of knee-high, high-heeled, boots.
This performance was ended with a fire show.
Keira performed this show to, “Burn It To The Ground,†by Nickelback, “Roundtable Rival,†by Lindsey Stirling, and, “Paint it Black (Epic Trailer Version)†by Hidden Citizens featuring Ranya.
Keira has blonde hair and hazel eyes. She is five feet three inches tall, on a good day she jokingly told me, and she weighs one hundred ten pounds. Her lovely body measures 32D-26-32. (Talk about an hour glass figure!)
I found Keira to be a reasonably intelligent lady with a very good sense of humor. She is also a very good conversationalist and rather charming.
When it comes to performing on stage, Keira is an excellent feature entertainer and not to be missed. Therefore, I do highly recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person should certainly not allow said opportunity to sneak past them unnoticed. I do believe anybody who gets and takes full advantage of such an opportunity will thoroughly enjoy the experience. I will certainly go see her again in the future given the chance to do so.
I can’t believe that I saw and spoke with Keira on two back to back evening and never thought to ask her whether or not she might have an official website. And, I have had no luck in finding one. (I was surprised by how many women and young girls from the everyday mainstream world named Keira Riley there are on the Internet.) Maybe some of the readers will be able to succeed in finding our Keira on the Internet where I have failed to do so.
Okay folks, that is it for now. We should all return here the next time to continue the discussion of fun times and beautiful, sexy-looking, women. Until then, everybody should stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
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