May 08, 2019 05:10pm
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Alexis Texas, Rubber Doll
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about two very sexy and talented feature entertainers. One of the ladies has had a long career in the adult film industry, and the other is a showgirl feature dancer. Hopefully, the readers are now curious enough to read on and learn the details. So, let us get started without any further ado.
Before we move on, please allow me to mention to the readers that the 2019 Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo will be taking place at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino August 11 through 14.
The Expo is not only a great, well organized, well run convention, it is the only one in America, to the best of my knowledge, that is centered around gentlemen’s clubs, exotic dancers, and exotic feature entertainers.
Saturday night, April 20, I drove down to San Diego to say hello to Alexis Texas and to observe her first show of the evening at Expose Gentlemen’s Club.
For the one show that I saw, Alexis wore a pink, legless, long-sleeved, body suit that had black and white checkered stripes down the outside of each arm and also down each side. Beneath her body suit, Alexis wore a white bra and a pair of beige bikini panties. Under her panties, she wore what appeared to be a white G-string. (When I asked Alexis about the G-string, she referred to it as a nude G-string. Maybe the stage lighting made it appear white to me. [I might have felt cheated had Alexis not eventually removed the G-string.]) Alexis’ footwear was a pair of slightly above knee-length black boots with spike heels and platform soles.
Alexis performed this show to, “Good Form,” by Nicki Minaj, “Money,” by Cardi B, “Needed Me,” by Rihanna, and, “Dance (A$$)” by Big Sean featuring Nicki Minaj.
As a general rule, Alexis interacts quite well with randomly selected tip rail patrons. She additionally makes sure that her fans get to see great close-up views of her good-looking goodies. They most definitely are a lot of fun to gaze upon!
Alexis is an intelligent, well-spoken, super friendly, young woman with a very good sense of humor. She also enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans. She additionally performs very well on a stage.
Alexis has blonde hair and blue eyes. She is five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred forty pounds, and her sexy body measures 34C-28-40.
I do recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go see Alexis perform and to meet her in person should she be appearing in a club in their town or any town within a few hundred miles of their home. It will be an enjoyable experience.
Alexis can be seen at alexistexas.com
After saying goodnight to Alexis, I raced over to Little Darlings, in Lemon Grove, to spend a little bit of time with Rubber Doll and to observe her final show of her booking.
The show that I was able to see was unbelievable, and Rubber Doll’s costume is almost impossible to describe, but I’ll do the best I can.
During the performance, Rubber Doll wore a black helmet that covered her entire head. The helmet was illuminated with many small blue and white LED lights. Under the Helmet, Rubber Doll wore an eye mask that was covered with small white LED lights. She next wore a black pantsuit that was decorated with a series of white stripes on the front. She also wore a pair of black knee pads that had a burning flare on each one. Beneath her pantsuit, Rubber Doll wore a black fishnet body suit that even covered her arms down to her wrists and her legs down to her ankles. Her footwear was a pair of almost knee-length black boots with spike heels and platform soles.
At the start of the show, Rubber Doll carried and danced with a white light saber. (Who ever thought of the idea of the, “Star Wars,” characters having hand held laser beam emitting gizmos as weapons probably never dreamed that it was going to be such a boon for exotic dancers.)
At another point in the show, Rubber Doll danced around while holding two small red and black umbrellas in her hands.
Once Rubber Doll had rid herself of her helmet, eye mask, pantsuit, and boots, she strapped a black leather belt that was decorated with many round steel studs around her waist. The belt came complete with a large and very long metal dildo in the front.
Once she had the belt on, she came up with a portable battery powered grinder which she applied to the dildo creating large showers of glowing sparks.
To end the show, Rubber Doll played a game of cooterball with the customers for some of her DVDs as prizes.
During this show, Rubber Doll performed to, “Jawz (Original Mix),” by Donkong, “Feuer Frei,” by Rammstein, “From the Back (Jwls Remix),” by Flosstradamus featuring Danny Brown, “Make It Rain Remix,” by Travis Porter and Gucci Mane and Yo Gotti, and, “Fireball,” by Pitbull featuring John Ryan.
During her show, Rubber Doll committed some very good interaction with almost all of the tip rail patrons including briefly speaking with some of them.
During this evening, Rubber Doll’s hair was black. (I never know what color her hair is going to be on any particular occasion. She definitely exercises her prerogative to change her hair color whenever the mood strikes her, and that is just fine with me.)
One of these days, I might remember to ask Rubber Doll about her statistics and quit relying upon what I have seen on the Internet. (No, this wasn’t the day.)
If I am not mistaken, her eyes are blue. Per what I have seen on the Internet, Rubber Doll is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds, and her lovely measurements are 34DD-23-33.
Rubber Doll is an excellent conversationalist. She is also smart and very friendly. In addition to all of that, she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
This lady’s shows are always quite unique, and her costumes are generally very elaborate. She additionally puts a tremendous effort into performing to the very best of her ability.
All of the aforementioned combined with her great personality and her being a beautiful woman leads to the recommendation that no one should ever miss out on an opportunity to go to a club in their area to see Rubber Doll perform and to meet her in person. Even if she happens to be performing a couple of hundred miles away the experience will be well worth the drive.
People can pay Rubber Doll a visit at rubberdoll.net
That is a wrap folks. We should all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss beautiful women and fun times. Until then, everybody should stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,