January 16, 2018 06:38pm
MWA: 01/16/18
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Jenna Haze
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about an adult film superstar/feature entertainer that I have known for almost as long as she has been in the industry. Is anybody now curious enough to read on and learn the details? Good! Then let us get started without any further ado.
Jenna Haze
The evening of Saturday, January 13, 2018, started off with a drive down to El Cajon to eat at California's newest Golden Corral Buffet. (It opened approximately three months ago.)
Unfortunately, I only got to about a half a mile from the Tonner Canyon Road off-ramp when my low tire pressure light came on. Within a couple of seconds, I could tell that I had a tire rapidly going flat. So, I turned on my emergency lights and started slowing down. A few seconds later, I started to move one lane to my right. No sooner did I start to make my move when some idiot three cars back jumped out and firewalled his accelerator and almost hit me. Then, a couple in the outside two lanes turned on their emergency lights and slowed down to allow me to get over to the right shoulder where I called the AAA Club Road Service.
The tow truck arrived and changed my tire in record time.
Now get this, the flat tire was on the same left rear wheel that I had the tire destroying flat on in Bakersfield late last year.
Once the tow truck driver was finished, I still made it to the new Golden Corral Buffet in El Cajon in time to eat my fill before closing time.
Once the old stomach was satisfactorily stuffed to the top, the trip continued on to San Diego's Expose Gentlemen's Club to spend a little time with adult film superstar Jenna Haze and to observe both of her feature performances of the night.
For her first show, Jenna wore an all-black costume and carried a riding crop onto the stage. She wore a choker around her lovely throat. The choker was decorated with several shiny, pointed, metal studs. She also wore a pair of latex wristbands adorned with a few more pointed studs. Next, she wore an item that was more or less shoulders with long sleeved attached. This item was also decorated with more of the pointed studs. Jenna also wore a corselet the front of which was practically covered with a large number of more pointed studs. Jenna additionally wore a very short, layered, pleated mini-skirt. Beneath her skirt, Jenna wore a pair of thong panties that came dangerously close to being a G-string. She wore a pair of almost mid-thigh-length stockings on her pretty legs. Jenna's footwear was a pair of high-topped shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. (Some people might be inclined to say that they were low-topped boots.)
During this show, Jenna performed to, "Follow Me Down," by the Pretty Reckless, "Change," by Deftones, "Dark Nights," by Dorothy, and, "Fuck the Pain Away," by Peaches.
At the start of her final show of this booking, Jenna wore a different black choker around her neck. She also wore a pair of somewhat large, fluffy, white lace wristbands that were decorated with a scattering of black sequin-like pieces. Under these items, Jenna wore what may have been the same black latex wristbands. Next, Jenna wore a black bra, a black corset, and a pair of black bikini panties. Beneath her bikini panties, Jenna wore another pair of black thong panties that again came very close to being a G-string. The bra, corset, bikini panties, and the thong were all virtually covered with light reflecting sequins. Jenna also wore a fluffy white lace crinoline petticoat as a mini-skirt. Like her lace wristbands, the crinoline was also adorned with a scattering of black sequin-like pieces. For footwear during this show, Jenna wore a pair of black flat-soled ballet shoes. (Actually, I believe all ballet shoes are flat-soled. However, some people, especially among the male population, may not be aware of that, so I thought I would point it out. [to tell the truth, I myself didn't think of it at first]).
Jenna performed this show to, "MTME," by Alexandra Savior, "Eyes on Fire," by Blue Foundation, "Secret Scream," by the Black Queen, and, "A Taste of Silver," by Until the Ribbon Breaks.
Jenna ended both of her shows by tossing out several of her 8X10s and one of her DVDs to, "The loudest customers."
Because of the laws and ordinances in the San Diego area, Jenna would have been somewhat limited in the amount of interaction she would have been allowed to perform. Although, I noticed that she never left the stage during her first show. Let me explain something. The stage area still had its Christmas decorations. One of those decorations was a large garland of plastic Poinsettia blossoms and Holly leaves that wrapped all the way around the edge of the stage. When I spoke with Jenna after the show, she informed me that the night before she had stepped down from the stage and one of the plastic leaves cut her leg, and that was why she had not committed any interaction at the stage seating area during the first show.
During her final show, Jenna did come down from the stage once, and that was to give a friend a little bit of personal attention. Lucky me! I was that friend!
Jenna has long dark brown hair and brown eyes. She is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred two pounds, and her lovely body measures 32B-24-32.
Ms. Haze is a very sweet and intelligent woman. She is also extremely friendly and has a great personality. Additionally, she is always quite cheerful. I think Jenna may well be the most upbeat, positive thinking, person it has ever been my pleasure to know.
Jenna always performs very well on stage. (There have been a few times over the years when Jenna has told me between shows that she was ill. However, had she not told me, I would have never known because of how well she performed during the evening.)
I do recommend that that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Jenna perform and to meet her in person. I do believe they would enjoy the experience.
In regard to seeing Jenna in person, nobody should waste time in doing so. She is nearing the end of her farewell tour.
The following are the remaining dates and locations of Jenna's farewell tour per her website.
January 19 and 20, 2018: Blush, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
January 26, 2018: Jenna will be co-hosting an AVN Awards After Party at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas with Kayden Kross.
February 16 and 17, 2018: Tobie’s Lounge, Jacksonville, North Carolina.
February 22, 2018: Little Darlings, Flint, Michigan
February 23, 2018: Déjà Vu, Lansing, Michigan
February 24, 2018: Hustler Club, Detroit, Michigan
I recommend that the readers call any and all of the clubs to be certain there has been no last-minute changes to the schedule.
Check Jenna out at jennahazexxx.com
If all goes according to plan, Anna Bell Peaks will be up next. Then, the following week will be the four-day AVN Adult Entertainment Expo along with the related events and parties.
Anybody who can do so should buy a ticket, go to Las Vegas between Wednesday morning, January 24, and Saturday night, January 27, to attend the Expo for at least one day. There will be well over two hundred sexy young adult entertainers in attendance to meet and greet their fans. Plus, one never knows who they might run into during the event. There have been times in the past when even a few mainstream celebrities have attended the Expo.
That's a wrap folks. We should all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of fun events and sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
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