August 23, 2013 07:36pm
Perfect Secretary III ~ Reviewer Rated
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Rich Moreland
The Perfect Secretary III: New Recruit is a fetish film from Adam & Eve Pictures starring Riley Reed, Chanel Preston, Michael Vegas, Dana DeArmond, Richie Calhoun, Prince Yahshua, Jessy Jones, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, with Staci Silverstone, Bailey Blue, Holly Taylor, Cameron Canada, and Danny Wylde. Directed by Nick Orleans.
Despite the allure of a shackled Riley Reed, BDSM is not this film’s kink. Perfect Secretary is a pantyhose bonanza. Outfits of all sorts decorate the screen.
The movie offered a unique challenge for me. The cast is a winner, but I couldn’t figure out the story.
Director Nick Orleans seemed sloppy at times, looping the action in one instance and tossing in out-of-order editing in another. Confused, I decided to apply my skeptic’s eye to a rerun, looking for clues to explain what escaped me. It worked.
Riley Reed plays Vanessa Brooks, a grad student who wants an interview with Dylan Baukriver (Michael Vegas), the director of a sex therapy clinic. The story opens with Vanessa vigorously masturbating, panties on and under the covers. This sets the tone for the film, crotch rubbing and fabric. It’s ongoing.
The BaukRiver Institute snail mails Vanessa a flashdrive with information about the clinic. The chief administrator, Mistress Mela (Katie St. Ives) in pantyhose and bra, appears to personally invite her to the facility. Vanessa then sees herself on-screen walking the institute’s corridors accompanied by the clinic’s "fet" girls, all in pantyhose and heels, of course.
Vanessa is astonished.
Here’s where the story fools the viewer. We go immediately to the clinic and follow Vanessa’s adventures, but it’s a fantasy. Now the looping and the appearance and reappearance of images that seem out of order make sense.
The "fet" girls are Bailey Blue—whose oral work on Jessy Jones begins the film— Holly Taylor, Cameron Canada, and Staci Silverstone. The willowy Staci blossoms as the only totally nude girl and a stunning one I might add. Everyone else keeps their outfits on, somewhat.
The mysterious Mr. Baukriver falls in love with his new recruit, all part of Vanessa’s daydreaming. In their first sex scene he nails her on the dining room table. Riley Reed is pure carnality in action.
The Chanel Preston and Prince Yahshua sex scene is a rocking romp, although a bit outré. Chanel appears at odd times with a mocking, creepy laugh. Teasing Prince like a school girl, she wears wings she flaps coquettishly. You figure it out. Their sex scene is billed as Chanel’s first interracial. What can I say? Chanel is Chanel! Good show.
The only true bondage scene features Chad Alva (as Baukriver’s younger brother) and Katie St. Ives. She dommes him with a flogger, but it’s awkward. Katie normally shoots as a sub and switching may not be comfortable for her. The sex that follows is solid, but not spectacular. They’re like "rec sex" buddies.
The anal scene with Richie Calhoun and Dana DeArmond, who is destined for AVN’s Hall of Fame, is exceptional. However, the ever present "fet" gang voyeurism is distracting. The girls are self-caressing non-stop through their pantyhose, giving the scene a tiresome feel. At times they appear languid, going through the motions and glancing at the director with a questioning "What do we do next?"
I surmised the editing here was a problem until I reexamined the scene. Staci Silverstone is in and out of her pantyhose, then in again. The same with Cameron Canada’s opened and closed crotch snaps on her outfit, very similar to the exchange of spit and cum between Holly and Bailey during the earlier oral scene. That action seems looped.
But if the scene is Vanessa’s wishful thinking, then a logical storyline isn’t important.
With a spreader bar around her neck that secures her wrists, Vanessa gets oddly attached to a gate finial while wandering through the dungeon. Baukriver finds her and refuses to help. After freeing herself, she locates him hiding, watching his brother’s punishment. They kiss, express their love, and matrimony quickly follows. It all comes out of nowhere.
Danny Wylde, who plays the minister, prefaces the ceremony with words about marriage, suggesting he’s an expert because he’s had four. When Vanessa promises she will be Dylan’s sub for life; he vows that he will forever be her "lord and master."
Reverend Wylde comments dryly, "Good luck with that." Hilarious.
The final sex scene showcases Riley Reed’s oral skills, with the "fet" girls once more mechanically fondling themselves through the fabric.
Somehow, I wanted the gang to shed everything and get it on, but then I don’t have a pantyhose fetish.
Rating: Play it again if you love the kink.
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